Chasing Birdies – Avoiding Honey Do’s
You’ve got two choices this Saturday morning…
You can either stand on a ladder fixing the rain gutter or stand on the tee box chasing that sweet, sweet birdie.
If you’re the kind of man who knows which one actually brings peace to your soul, then this shirt was made for you.
Chasing Birdies, avoiding Honey Do's. It says what every golfer’s thinking, but doesn’t always have the guts to say out loud.
And the shirt itself? It’s built like your ideal round—smooth, effortless, and damn satisfying:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heathered versions throw in a bit of poly to keep things light)
• Lightweight at 4.2 oz—like wearing confidence without the sweat
• Pre-shrunk, because who has time for surprises?
• Side-seamed with shoulder-to-shoulder taping—because you don’t cut corners, and neither do we
Whether you’re sneaking out for a twilight nine or making a full-day escape from the chore list, this tee is your official hall pass.
Wear it. Own it. Swing free.
Because weekends are for birdies, not baseboards.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction. Thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!